Hey everybody! Today is Major Air Pollution Day! Do your part in polluting the environment!
Whether be it just smoking a few extra sticks of cigarettes, having a few more BBQs, or simply joining the throngs of people who are engaging in the most productive activity - burning paper in big brown cans all over the country - you can do your part!
Yes, this is all in the bid to increase the air pollution levels because the PSI is far too low! Haven't you heard of the saying 'too much of a good thing'? We need to raise the levels so that there will be some nation-wide unity of concern and dispute such as when terrible food was served to YOG volunteers!
This will also make the climate better to live in! I know everybody is complaining about how COLD Singapore is, so to make it much more warmer and more comfortable to live in, let's burn more paper! All the excess smoke will help to trap heat which will explain today's soaring temperatures! Isn't that such a major relief?
Do your part today! Burn more paper!
p.s. on a side note, a similar post can be found here. Beware, it is extremely angsty! xD
